We would like to correct an article that went out in the Freekin Gazette yesterday, which read:

“It was a hot time at Ramrod, a prominent gay bar located within the Administration block, with a 4 alarm fire that raged overnight. The arsonist had apparently gained access through the back door.”

It would appear that some fact checking failed, somewhere along the line, and someone was, in fact, playing a practical joke. We wish to ensure everyone that no such place ever existed. Even if it did, we take security around here very seriously and keep all of our doors, especially our back doors, closed up tight.